Trust is a drunk driver's highway, darling. TAKE THE BUS.

being a bitter betty is not a good look and it certainly makes my makeup run on occasion.

officially not bitter.

SHIA LEBOUF BACK SHOT

le sigh....

Thanks to everyone for reminding me how my taste in men makes it a total buyer's market. That doesn't really do anything for my sensitivities right now but its nice to know that there is a supply that can meet my demands.

Too soon.

Meanwhile how much am I loving Madge's new album. A whole lot.