10 things about me

1. i dont like liver or guts as a meal
2. i refused to change my cellular plan for fear i will be trapped even longer w/ sprint
so i suffer w/ 700 mins per month.
3. the only time i'm shy is when im being flirted w/
4. i've been shy 3 times in the last week
5. i learned about sex from playboy, players magazine and cinemax. start slow, sensual and then work it up to frenzied pace for the climactic porn style finish, complete with lots of oohs, aahs, and yeahs and a random trip to ralphs or visit from a one dimensional plumber.
6. my spelling (writing this blog does not count, im usually multitasking) is great. my grammar is not.
7. i used to make shrines to cultural icons so i can gain their energy
8. i like to be the first one to deliver bad news, which is why i wanted to be an anchorwoman
9. 4 of my friends are national news anchors
10. i once did something naughty to an ex in the restroom when i worked the graveyard shift at directv.