what did you do today?

me?

Interviewed legends like Mary Tyler Moore, Don Rickles & Betty fucking White.

Interviewed future legends like Julia Louis Dreyfus, Kathy Griffin, Ricky Gervais and NPH!!!

and some lady...whats her name...

oh.

OPRAH

yea...not a whole lot.

you?

and by the way...that completes the SUMMER OF WYNTER.

may all your breakups result in a personal journey to rawk them ALL.

dont cry.

dont yell.

dont scream.

dont call!

dont answer!

dont sleepsleepsleep

dont eateateat

dont hate.

dont feel sorry for yourself.

LOVE YOURSELF.

throw yourself into your work

throw yourself into your spirit

throw yourself into the sadness

then shake it off and get back to what's important.

you.

love lockdown

I got some bad news this morning
Which in turn made my day
When this someone spoke I listened
All of a sudden, has less and less to say
Ohhhhhh how could this be?
All this time, I've lived vicariously
Who's gonna save my soul now?
Who's gonna save my soul now?
How will my story ever be tollllld now?
How will my story be tollllld now?

Made me feel like somebody
Hmmm, like somebody else
Although he was imitated often
It felt like I was bein myself
Is it a shame that someone else's song
Was totally and completely dependant on
Who's gonna save my soul now?
Who's gonna save my soul now?
I wonder if I'll live to grow old now
Gettin high cause I feel so lowwwww down

And maybe it's a little selfish
All I have is the memory
Yet I never stopped to wonder-ahhhhh
Was it possible you were hurtin worse than me
Still my hunger turns to greeeeed
Cause what about what I neeeeeed?!
And OHHHH~! Who's gonna save my soul now?
Who's gonna save my soul now?
Ohhhh I know I'm out of control now
Oooh-oooh, tired enough to lay my own soul down

a: that.

q: what don't Homey play?

short and sweet.

i've been trying to start a business, and it was going really well until i started to think that i couldn't trust the person in which i was starting it with. i heard whispers, but ignored them because i thought people were being mean spirited. then things just started tumbling out that made me realize this girl is nuttier than a fruit cake sale on cell block A.

so i've ended my relationship with this person - cut and dry. it was difficult for me to get to this point - but i think about how i want my life to go and whom i wanted to be associated with. i want to be percieved as a creative person who may not have a business degree but i have a nose for it. and when i smell a rat, you get out of there by any means necessary like Malcolm.

i had to. and i dont like severing relationships. i also dont like to hear that my business partner is a scheming manipulative social climber. i dont want to live in an episode of Gossip Girl.

i dont like this girl - what i knew of her I did like, but there was too much noise and not enough defense from her end. i dont want the association with her. she is toxic and dangerous. i had to LEARN this slowly and even when i tried to approach it from a professional and mild stance, she jumped bad and put her thug on display.

the moral is, do not start or plan a business with someone you know very little about, or talks a good game. also, if they've had 5 jobs in one year...that deserves mad SIDE-EYE, son.
i want to use my mind and connections to move forward and my goal is to bring my friends with me. except this broad.

i've made my way out of this w/ minimal loss and incredible gain. i've lowered the toxic douchebag levels in my environment...and that's a good thing.

me and mcdonald's are over.

that goes for the BK lounge as well.

i ordered from rainforest pizza the other day, the first time in a while. small pizza and greek salad. the guy gets to my door and its the same douche who delivers ALL the time.

he's always WAY too excited to see me and lingers way too long...

this time, he asked... "what happened to your boyfriend??"

i literally groaned and rolled my eyes....

"um we broke up..." hands him 20 and I start to leave...

"really??? man, you were such a cute couple..."

"well, things happen. ok thanks!"

"yea...he seemed like a good guy and you're a good woman...it was always nice to see you two"

meaning, its not that nice to see you single, as one whole person, alone paying for your own pizza out of your own pocket.

"well maybe one day you will see him again...

"oh that's so sad, i'm heartbroken"

REALLY?
...
REALLY?

no, I WAS HEARTBROKEN. YOU just deliver my pizza and offer unsolicited commentary for 5 minutes. listen, i'm not a heartless bitch, small talk is one thing, delving into my wounds when i've managed to bandage, heal and lighten them is another.

just because i blog about it doesn't mean the pizza guy gets to be all up in my shit, so i kindly told him

"listen, thanks so much for your concern, but i'm watching the convention, its live, so have a good night!"

and with that, i will never order from rainforest pizza again. or any other restaurant delivery service in my neighborhood that harbors an obsession with my ex.

(warning: DONT let that sweet face fool you. he packs a mean right hook when tipsy and tested on Hypnotiq. But who am I fooling, so do I....)

the end.

dnc recap is late

im sorry.

it is tiring to be a democrat. gotta work a lot harder than republicunts.

before the week is out. promise.

meanwhile, r. smith and i liveblogged 90210. one complaint so far: NEEDS MORE BRENDA.

Bristol Palin: I dont know if I like this new 90210. Why does the black guy have to be adopted? Is it too much for the american palate to have ONE black family. Really?
Wynter for Senate: Remember, vivica fox lasted one episode out of 300..that whole episode was about how she kept escaping to comptoon. it was a lot of 90017 in that episode.
Bristol Palin: But this is 90210 in 2008. I could live in 90210 if I wanted to, and I'm black AND foreign
Bristol Palin: It can happen
Bristol Palin: It's not just a distant dream anymore
Bristol Palin: And they should be ashamed of themselves for putting Vivica up in that show
Wynter for Senate: Hahahahahahaha
Wynter for Senate: Hahahahaha
Wynter for Senate: This is when she was really cute tho
Wynter for Senate: Like early 90s
Wynter for Senate: Not when she looked bent out of shape
Wynter for Senate: I don't hate it so far
Wynter for Senate: I'm pacing myself
Wynter for Senate: The first couple eps of original 90210 sucked
Bristol Palin: I think this is as far as I'll go
Bristol Palin: Maybe I was different when I was younger, but this feels like such a girls' show
Wynter for Senate: its totally girly
Wynter for Senate: Its gossip girl west
Bristol Palin: Yeah, exactly
Bristol Palin: Which explains why u've never completed a full episode of GG
Bristol Palin: I've*
Wynter for Senate: GG is good!!!!
Bristol Palin: This will do well. But I'm to old, black and male for it
Wynter for Senate: For sure
Wynter for Senate: I'm too old for it
Wynter for Senate: 90210 was kitschy
Bristol Palin: Yeah, the original was a tad more aspirational. Like a Dynasty for kids
Wynter for Senate: And can they stop playing
Wynter for Senate: Neyo
Wynter for Senate: Chris brown
Wynter for Senate: Killers
Wynter for Senate: Mgmt
Wynter for Senate: God its like shows for ages 13-21 have a soundtrack
Bristol Palin: And they're trying too hard with the soundtrack. I can almost envision the "tastemakers" they brought in to supervise
Wynter for Senate: Jinx!!!!!
Bristol Palin: Oh wow
Bristol Palin: Same thoughts
Bristol Palin: Ting Tings
Wynter for Senate: See!!!! Great minds....
Wynter for Senate: Like stop!!!
Bristol Palin: So contrived
Wynter for Senate: Exactly
Wynter for Senate: BJs, Penis and vagina in one hour - sounds like 10th grade.
Wynter for Senate: How adult
Bristol Palin: And when all else fails, bring in Akon and his Shaka Zulu looking ass
Wynter for Senate: Hahahahhaahaa
Bristol Palin: This is why they didn't release review copies
Wynter for Senate: Don't they care when ppl start NOT watching
Wynter for Senate: No they don't cuz they suck
Bristol Palin: Yeah, they suck. And this will do well
Bristol Palin: The critics don't need to be a part of this equation
Wynter for Senate: What is it 1993
Wynter for Senate: A jim carrey movie
Wynter for Senate: And he's acting silly
Wynter for Senate: And slapping ppl
Wynter for Senate: And making funny faces
Wynter for Senate: And nkotb album dropped today
Wynter for Senate: I'm 13 again
Bristol Palin: Lol
Bristol Palin: Tonight is the moment I've realized (and accepted) that I don't relate to youth-aimed pop culture anymore. I have personally jumped the shark. I'm the demographic they aim for on Meet the Press now
Wynter for Senate: No no no
Wynter for Senate: Don't give up hope
Wynter for Senate: We are at the point where cnn is more necessary food for thought than mtv
Wynter for Senate: This does make me feel like an adult
Wynter for Senate: Knowing kids had to watch reruns to catch up with this!
Wynter for Senate: Reruns on soapnet!
Bristol Palin: Lol
Wynter for Senate: Why the fuck is cory kennedy on this show?
Bristol Palin: I'm kind of done now
Bristol Palin: I'm hungry
Bristol Palin: And this is not feeding my soul
Bristol Palin: Lol